July 2012
- me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
- mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
“faster,” she moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
50 Shades of Tumblr
- radio station 1: call me maybe
- radio station 2: payphone
- radio station 3: wild ones
- radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
- radio station 5: where have you been
- radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
- me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
the olympics is a great time for us to come together and admire all the different countries’ hot athletes
Play
3:06
- me: *steps outside*
- me: where can i lower the brightness
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’